My Jie-jie's wedding~

yupp..
8 July 2005...
i noe dis year is 2007 K~?
they were married 4 2 years d...
in U.S.
(Simon, I wanna get married there too..)
let me tell u da tale of my cousin sista..

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Candy (my cousin jie-jie) went to US
4 da last 4 years to get a job as a nanny...
she wanted to experience life abroad...
but she had no $$$ to study abroad..
so she nannied..
then she met David,
her husband,
her lover,
and her future...
sounds like a fairytale right~?
i admire my jie-jie 4 her courage
to live alone overseas (continent more like)
*muaxsxsx*

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back to current events...

XD...
jkjk nia...
later Simon pressure~
somore now he's sick...
*my poor baby*

anywayz...
woke up..
went jogging...
bathed...
ate breakfast wid Candy and her hubby, David
in Kam Lun Tai...
Dim Sum..
*hungry*
then, went to Salon..
Candy did her wedding "do"..
and I did this...

T.T
I WANTED SOFT CURLS~!!!!
where's da SOFT~?!?!?!
then went down to prepare living room...
On-ed the wedding videos...
on da TV...

Pieces of da videos I snapped...

Now..
Let me intro u to da newly-weds
for 2 years d..
XD

Now, da ppl behind da scene...

Family Shot:

Everyone looked at the professional photographer...
no one looked at my cam...
T.T
including me~!!XD

Now, da house owner...(s)

Im telling you...
My mom wuz busier than
when SHE wuz married...

then i spotted da...
~XAO ZHU~
*ROASTED PIGGIE*

Now..
the oink oink is here due to the traditional custom that..
all da lui's (daughters) "ga" out of da family...
and the gals family gets a piggie~!!!
(i say.. screw it~!!
take da gal and da boar and run~!!!)
XD

so...
being in da gal's part of da family...
we exchanged...
for an enormous ...XD~!!!

now....

Look at this very carefully...
Not for the weak hearted...
or pregnant women...
or lil cry babies...

Shocking rite~?!?!?!
if you come to my hse...
you'll LOVE my grandma..
XD~!!!!
ask Simon, Chyi, Kree, Mun Yee, my sista's frendz.....
they'll tell you...

Guess wad is this...

Its...

LURVE THEM~!!!
Candy bought a whole crate of them from da US~!!!
XD...
CHOCO_HEAVEN~!!!
wakakakaka~!!!

look at my sis...
who...

AND she said that I"M VAIN...
=.=""""
ishh*

Then we had to play da
Canon in D...
( i dint noe it wuz a wedding-song..
turns out it is...O.o)

Actually now got promotion:
300 pounds per hr...
if you feed us hershey's...
XD
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David and Candy...

I totally admire their romance....
imagine...
total strangers...
fell in love...
somore dated within 1 year...
then,
got hitched...
cepatnya~!!!

me and Simon now closing to our 4th month...
XD...
so after our 1 year anniversary...
we get hitched aso K?
XD...

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one of my fav candid pics...

looks like a KFC moment...
dont ya think~??
XD

now...its da....

David said:

and my grandma wuz soo surprised...
(my mom wuz delighted)
that DAVID SPOKE CANTONESE~!!!
SOMORE SOO SURREAL...
GOT NO ANG-MO ACCENT~!!!
XD

So, Simon..
go learn another language K?
surprise popo again..
then she'll like u...
XD

my mom gave Candy ...

A BEAUTIFUL GOLDEN NECKLACE~!!!

Now, that's REAL BLING-BLING~

then more relatives came...
look at my niece and nephew~!!!
C-U-T-E~!!!!

After Loads of tea drinking...
by Tons of relatives...
which took SUCH a looong time...

Its time to ..

For da Dinner~

My new dress~!!!
from misai kucing...XD
Cat's whiskers...
( thxx Winnie to help me choose...)

I saw my...

let me tell you my tale now...
this view you r looking at is actually where
i got passed my tom-boyish state...
and entered my lady-like world of romance...
I met tis boy
(this wuz during std. 6)
and we were at da same wedding dinner..
and he wuz totally flirting with me across da TABLE(S)...
he winked and everything~!!!
and he wuz onli Form 1~!
then he indicated me to go out...
to chat gua...
i wuz like...okie~!
no prob~
then we went to that place...
i sat down...

Then we talked...
(his name wuz Nicholas-dunno-wad)
he wuz shy-ish...
took him such a looong time to ask me 4 my no.
I proceeded to get pen and paper to write down each other's no.
my mom asked wad i wuz doing outside so long..
i dint tell her...
and she did the worse THING ever~!!!
she dint let me go out again...
*GERAMNYA~!!!*
so...
i hav to leave early cuz tmr gt skool...
when i went out...
he wuz STILL waiting 4 me...
( he's soo sweet~!!)
then i told him quickly...
i needed to go...
( I think he tot i rejected him weii...)
then i went to skool da next day...
asked if any of my frends in Chong Hwa knew him...
sry Nicholas...
blame my mom K~?

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Now,
back to da future...
I'm 18 now K~?
happy wid my Simon...

at da wedding dinner..

look at ...

This is da gift 4 every-guest~

Then da Bride and Groom arrived~

Went to touch-up...

This toliet aso got memory...
but cannot tell...=X
cuz vry vry funny~!!!

Waiting 4 da food...
cuz my skirt wuz considered long...K?
so i simply sat...
then my sis wuz like soo yeng weii..
like how one of her frend's sat and took a pic..
then i did da same...

XD~!!!

anywayz..
let me do some complaining here~
about...

Ya noe..
i asked da waitress to change da coke cuz its
DILUTED
NOT FIZZY
NOT SWEET
&
NOT COLD~!!!
=.=""
wad drink isit the~??
then that "genius" waitress
told me..
"oh, we got it from bottles...
bottles generally have less gas...
so not that fizzy..
then the health ministry told da manufacturers
to make Coke less sweet...
bla...bla.. bla.."
i wuz like...
"erm...
i'm a teenager~
I NOE HOW COKE TASTE LIKE~!!!
****
stop telling me crap~!!"
so, i ordered tea..
=.=""

then,
me and my sis emceed...
and David & Candy told their fairytale of how they met...
which wuz on9 dating...
Cristian 1 la..
so, more reliable...

towards da end of da dinner:
My dad da clown~
appeared...

XD...

read this:

If you understand it..
tell me wad it means...
cuz i noe dis version only:
Greatest thing a man could learn is
to love and be loved in return...

CONGRATS~!!!
DAVID AND CANDY
may you have a life-time filled with romance...
lots of children...
and each other for all eternity...

Chyi"s Philosophy...=.="""

~11 pm ++~
Chattin' wid Chyi on da phone...
wuz chatting bout Simon and his late night calls...
chyi's da 4th or 5th person
dat seyz that Simon being selfish
to call me late at night knowing that I've gt class tmr..
but I defended him saying that
"It's called caring...
where loving couples update their partners
wid the happenings of da day...
like a diary...
with a heart who lov's u...
and also get *ahem* physical as well...XD"
so there...
Then she started her vry vry hard to understand, funny ,
philosophical philosophy...

Chyi:
Then there's no point for him (Simon) to exist
cuz you dun NEED to update him everyday...
and he aso doesnt need to update you everyday...
Its such a waste of time
meLLie:
Then wad else would I do~?
i aso update you wudd...
so update you can..
but update him cannot lar...
=.=""
Chyi:
You dun have to update me aso wudd...
noone's forcing you to...
meLLie:
Then you go to skool,
why stick wid yur frends and chat wid them?
Its aso a waste of time wudd...
Chyi:
Yea, I dun need to...
but then i'll hav nothing to do d..
life wud be meaningless..
we wouldn't hav to be alive then..
meLLie:
=.="""
you sound suicidal...XD
Chyi:
(serious) but its tru wudd...
meLLie:
=.="""
then you dun live la...
Chyi:
I'm just telling you that
there's alot of things in life that are meaning-less...
We won't be able to bring wealth, health and happiness
wid us to our graves...
no matter wad we do...
meLLie:
then you be immortal la...
better still...XD
~Conclusion~
Chyi:
Life is pointless...
Why live~?

&
I'm seriously worried bout her...
=.="""

I got TAGGED~!!!!!

MUN YEE TAGGED ME~!!!
T.T

PART 1: ON THE OUTSIDE


Name : meLLie
Date of birth : 29th Sept 1989
Current status : Taken and vry vry HappiE~!!!
*muaxsx Simon*
Eye colour : Dark-dark Brown
Hair Colour : Dark-ish Brown
Righty or lefty : Righty
Zodiac sign : S-s-s-snake-y-Y

PART 2: ON THE INSIDE

Your heritage: 1/2 Teochew& 1/2 Hakka
Your fear : Perverts (agree wid Mun Yee) F*** them~!
Your weakness : Chocolate~!!!
Your perfect pizza : Cheese, Beef Pepperoni, Mayo, Chocolate Chips XD..

PART 3: YESTERDAY, TODAY & TOMORROW

Your thoughts first waking up : Wad to wear leh~?!?!
Tomorrow : Got class not~?
Your bedtime : 12am - 3am
Your most missed memory : XD secret~!!!
(which involves Simon
and new year eve~!!! *ahem*he noes...)

PART 4: YOUR PICK

Pepsi or coke : Pepsi
McD or burger king : BK
Single or group dates : Single (duhh~!!!)
Adidas or nike : Nike (but my shoes are adidas=.="")
Lipton tea or nestea : Lipton Tea
Chocolate or vanilla : Chocolate..XD
Cappuccino or coffee : Cappuccino

PART 5: DO YOU…

Smoke : NO~!!! (hate them ppls who does...*ahem* Jian~!)
Curse : (agrees wid Mun Yee)
I'll be lying if i say no xD

PART 7: WHAT WERE YOU DOING..

1 minute ago : Chattin' wid Simon
(telling him how tagging works
cuz i'm gonna tag him)
1 hour ago : Bathing
1/2 hours ago : Chattin' wid Chyi
1 month ago : err...(wad a stupid question,
but good one though...=.=""")
probably chattin' wid Simon at this time...XD

PART 8: FINISH THE SENTENCE

i love : Simon *top priority*, my family, my bestie, my frendx, myself, Chocolate,blogging...bla...bla...bla...
i feel : sleepy...
(wanna end tis post and Zzz)

PART 9: TAG 5 PEOPLE
1. Simon.aka.bf
2. Chyi.aka.bestie
3. Ching.aka.sista
4. Prisss.aka.si-fu
5. Winnie.aka.the pooh xD

XD
Good Luck continuing dis~!!!

Post- 4th of April-Fun

Hiya~!!!
Just wanted to post sth nice...
and HAPPY...
(cuz I wasn't in any mood
to blog the whole of last week....)
a bit emo...
assignments
*sigh*
stressful grandma
*sigh*
my white dress -gone-
*sigh*
cuz have to return back to da shop
when we found out that
(when we washed it)
the dress's belt's colour (brown)
contaminated my white dress's white-ness
*sigh*
nag my mom to get me my driving lessons
*sigh*
(good news though- I'm starting next week~!!!!!)
unable to meet up wid Simon...
~ALL WEEK~
*sigh* *sigh*

so there...

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Now,
(related to my previous post)
After skool on Fri...
(Simon had to go to his frend's fare-well party...
in which I the royal girlfriend highness cannot attend
cuz his frends guys in general, except Simon cuz he aint a guy he's a gurl...XD
ARE SO MEAN SOMETIMES...)

so...
Simon cant fetch me back to His house my house...
&
I had to stay back
and tumpang Yen Shian's ride home...
Thxx Joe~!!! (he drove)

Anywayz
back to da subject...
We were in da Web...
Suddenly...

~~~HAHAHAHAHAHAHA~~~
sounds familiar~?!?!
(it's dat trick Simon played on me)
Now, James and Thomas
sooo wu liao
decided to act it out...
So gay passionate rite~??
they make a lovely couple
XD
Did you enjoy it~?
here's the credit...

Main Character
meLLie::played by::Thomas::(lover in white)
Simon::played by::James::(lover in green)

Director/ Camera-dude::meLLie

Side Crew::Yen Shian

Director's Note:
James wuz...

Fire HIM~!!!!
XD
no la...
good job everyone~!!!
well...
IT'S A WRAP~!!!

Biggest shock in my life~ so far~

~1 am ++~
Simon called...

Simon: I wanna tell you sth...
meLLie: Yea~?
Simon: I want some time alone for myself...
meLLie: alone~?
Simon: Yea, I want us to be separated 4 awhile...a month
*silence*
( I wuz like...shit~is he kidding me~?)
meLLie: I dun understand...
Simon: I just feel like I wanna be single 4 awhile...
(and my heart practically melted...
but i wont give in that easily...)
meLLie: Why? For wad reasons~?
Simon: You'll understand when i tell you...
meLLie: huh~? (you're willing to tell~?)
Simon: Well, today is...
April Fools Day~!!!!!!!
meLLie: =.="""""""
( **** zha dou~!!!!)
Simon: hahahahahaahahahaa........
meLLie: *smiles* (thought..its not bad really...)

First and foremost...
let me explain...
I DO NOT fall into traps like that...
so easily K~
Its just COINCIDENCE~!!!!!

1st reason...
Simon did mention separation b4...
(but he'd jamin that it wont happen
unless we fought~big time)

2nd reason...
I wuz reading a blog bout a pair of husband and wife who are swingers...
(swingers are married couples who exchanges their sex in-bed partner)
and there I wuz...
thinking bout married ppl...
wid twisted lives...
(I mean..if you love your husband/wife...
just "do it" wid him/her alone la~
why go around f*** "doing it with"other ppls husband/wife~???)

3rd reason
Its 1am (1 april 2007)
WHO TRICKS PPL
SOOO EARLY IN DA MORNING~?!?!?!?!?!
(except Simon...
cuz his pet-sis tricked him)
=.="""""""""

well, after he 'did' me...
he went to trick his frends...
and guess wad...
they ham-ba-lang ALL got tricked~!!!
(and I wuz on da other fon..
listening to the tricks pulled...
laughing~)
so,
-BEWARE OF SIMON-
do not pick up his calls
do not speak to him
avoid him at all costs

I gotta say I admire Simon...
His" acting" skills are not bad...
( Simon, don't be perasan~Kkkk)

But seriously...
I wuz a bit shaken..
Cuz that time I wuz uploading our anniversary photos into my friendster..
*thinking of us*
and suddenly he pulls this trick..
(@#$%x%@$#@%~!!!!!!!!)
So...

But when he said "April Fool~!!!!!"
i wuz puzzled..
then it sank in..
and I understood...
1st reaction: relief...
( i love him too much to be mad at him K~?)
2nd reaction: felt soo zha dou...
3rd reaction: realized that the trick wuz not bad...

So,
everyone...
Happy April Fool's Day~!!!!!
(hope you wont end up like me...
ter-zha dou'ed~too many times~
but go "zha" yur frends)

Note to Simon:
Beware NEXT YEAR~!!!!!!!
XD
and if you trick me AGAIN wid no "valid" reason...
I WILL KILL YOU~!!!!
*smiles*
muaxsxsxsxsxsxs
luv you lots~!!!